Courtesy of my friend "The Happy Holy Homosexual":


The Lord is my programmer, I shall not crash.
God installed software on the hard disk of my heart,
All of God's commands are user- friendly.
God's directory guides me to the right choices; For God's name's sake .
Even though I scroll through the problems of life, I will fear no virus,
For God is my back up.
God's password protects me.
God prepares a menu before me; in the presence of my enemies.
God's help is only a keystroke away.
Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life,
And my file will be merged with God and saved forever.

Posted by Rev Rowland Jide Macaulay - see his blog: revrolandjidemacaulay.blogspot.com